Have you seen the new Snuggie for dogs? Arf! That is one fashion statement I will not be making on the campaign trail -- even if it were available in red.
It's bad enough that our Snuggie government is trying to sell us its imported, one-size-fits-all, 100 percent totally adulterated synthetic approach to education, health care and environmental policy.
The price? Don't worry about it. The government has an easy-to-pay installment plan that you can pass on to your children and your children's children. And if you act now, you'll also get a deflated dollar and higher taxes. Of course, they won't be called taxes. That would be breaking a promise.
The fine print? Congress isn't reading it, so why should you?
So, no worries. Just sit back and let your Snuggie government trap you -- er, wrap you -- in its voluminous fleece.
I'm Joey. I'm running for Congress. And I approved this sarcasm.
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